Monday, May 25, 2009

Art freedman retailer workshops

Well I'm back from the holiday but I haven't actually made it back to
work yet. This week I am escorting my mate Art around the country on a
series of retailer workshops we are presenting. This photo is of Art
when I recently introduced him to twisties and red lemonade. A
devastating combination when given to someone who is already a little
over active.

We had our first seminar in Melbourne yesterday and now we are in
Sydney to repeat the day tomorrow. Off to brisvegas on Thursday.

8 plane flights this week. I don't even like flying. And I am out of
Valium.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

A380 is a beast

You know I love big things. This baby is very impressive. It is roomy
and comfortable. We are on the top deck and it's quiet and well laid
out. We are in premium economy and while it's not quite as lush as
business it's bloody close. And at half the price it's great value.

Heading home

We are sitting at heathrow waiting to board. We had one of the best
bicycle related baggage goat fucks I have ever been involved in. It
took a good 2 hours to check our bags including an explosives check on
our bikes that required unpacking them. I guess it's better than
having a plane blow up. We missed our upgrade again ( qantas are
arseholes) but on the positive side we are getting a ride home on the
new 380. That was on my list.

London was great but seriously how could you live there? Too many
pesky humans.

Mikecoatesy from iPhone

Movie premier in Lester square

Lots of famous people. We didn't know any of them but got histerical
just for shits and giggles
We were there to go to a west end show. We saw one about wacko jacko
and it was real good.

Pommie park ready for summer

Deck chairs for hire in Kensington park. 2 pounds for 4 hours.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Hardware stores

Hey MOB, how many hardware stores do I have to visit in each country
before we are officially on a study tour? Is it tax deductable? Do you
charge me for leaving advice comments on my blog page?

Waiting for a London bus

London

Where do you start? We have found a fantastic apartment in Kensington,
Surrounded by nice pubs and shops. Our little house is very well
equipt so the first thing we did was a shopping trip and a home cooked
Penang curry. Heaven.
Yesterday we walked miles and miles taking in the city. We also caught
the bus around for a while. The highlite for me was definately
Westminster abbey.
Today we are walking to Hyde park and then we are going to try
catching the tube.
Tonight we are going to see a westend show.
No photos, not sure why, just not inspired yet.
London is the city of the siren.

Mikecoatesy from iPhone

Monday, May 18, 2009

Coffee abroad

The coffee in Italy is magnificent

The coffee in France is shit

The coffee in england can't really be called coffee

Mikecoatesy from iPhone

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Au Revoir Paris

We are sitting at the train station waiting for our train to London.
We have loved Paris and we will definately come back again. I will go
out on a limb and say that it is the most incredible city I have ever
visited. Only downside is too many Americans. We are catching the fast
train to London. I am very excited as it is on my bucket list. Caio

Cutting the cheese

There are cheese shops everywhere. They smell bad

Kick arse deli

Images from a day in Paris

An eye full from the Eiffel
Nicer at night we think

Which way was the bike shop again


Lisa's main diet in Paris
Mona on her own
Some tranies to hug at the protest ( see video)



The plane that was

Our Street


This is where we found to loo

Contemplation on the next treat to eat


A parisian commuter
Anaother wannabe Parisian commuter


Young lovers by the river



The cop shop

















Friday, May 15, 2009

Nice tower- too popular

Couldn't wait to get away

Rent a bike

On a huge scale. These stations are all over the city. You can put the
bike back wherever you end up. We are going to do this today to get to
the louvre

The latest toy to have

It's a BMW

Michael Eiffel Tower

Standing away from the thousands of tourists in a wind chill factor of
five degrees,ah Paris in Spring(missing sunshine in Italy already)

Michele headed towards the Windjet on our departure from Sicily

Wayne and conni

Sad to see the bikes go off to bed for the trip to Paris. They have
been good companions on our jouney and have served us well both as a
workhorse and a fun thing to ride. When we rode them through the port
town of millazzo to get from the ferry it was a great feeling to be
back on them. Lisa understands now how attached you get to them and
how much personality they seem to develope as you journey with them.
We just checked them through on the airport baggage conveyor and lisa
stood there and whatched them go like we were saying goodbye to
freinds. Who know, as we are in italy that we may never see them
again. As usual we were ripped off. I went to the ticket counter and
enquired about taking the bikes on the plane she said no problema and
told me the complicated proceedure to follow to get them checked. She
told me it would be 40 euros to take the bikes and that I would have
to come back to her to pay at the end of the goat f$&k she sent me on.
I completed the tasks and on my return to her for final payment the
price had gone to 96 euros. Thrieving bastards got me again. But what
do you do? I just had another valium and cruised onto the plane.

Biggest supermarket on earth?

This is the centre isle. There must have been at least 1500 people in
the store at the time.

Fashion statement

No this is not a photo of lisa's boobs although they are spectacular.
Check out the guy in the top of the photo. And yes they are bright red
shoes to complete the look. Most Italians think they are snappy
dressers. They are wrong.

Well hung

We went to a suburban super market to check out the non tourist scene
in Catania. It turned out to be the biggest supermarket I have ever
seen. I mean huge. This salami was in the smallgoods section. It was
the real deal and the little Italian guy was cutting off the end how
much you wanted to buy. He cut it into wedges like you would a cheese
wheel.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

A parting image of Panarea

We left the island today with more than a touch of sadness. Tears all
round shared between newly discovered family and a promise to return
soon.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Images from Panarea

Check out this mad beast
The volcano on Stromboli is having a smoke

A hard day at the office


Our House



Yes we did get in the water